Ever Had the "Mean Reds"? |
“Something in the whimisical disaster, communicated through the careless array in which the world falls around us, makes me hate to love it.” |
(via hoop-skirts-and-corsets)
(Source: fire-lady, via support-from-the-north)
(via newgirlthings)
(Source: allyspock, via ahodgepodgeofinanity)
(via sexual-on-rainy-days)
| Regina: | I want to bring a baby of unknown origins into my town where nothing changes |
| Regina: | And then I will place him in the public school system where he will be the only one who ever ages |
| Regina: | And then I will bring him up to be discerning, curious, and outspoken |
| Regina: | And then I will give him unlimited internet access |
| Regina: | What could possibly go wrong |
| #i bet henry's browser history consists of google searches like ''what is death?'' and ''how long is pregnancy supposed to last?'' |
Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.
Oh, and reblobbing for ASS.
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via a-harlots-progress)
So I typed in “Aang and Katara” on Google.
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, INTERNET.
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL
KILL IT WITH FIRE
omg
OH MY GOD
THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK
SHOOT IT
SOMETHING
(via sweet-dreams-darling)
| me [glaring off at random customers]: | I can see what's happening |
| Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: | What? |
| me: | They don't have a clue |
| Supervisor [frantic]: | WHO?! |
| Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: | They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two! |
| supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: | Oh. |
| me: | THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!! |